Booze For Less

[Kida]

Kida was a little surprised that she had gotten up to dance, but now that they were she was having fun. Takato had just started to get touchy again when she heard someone yell about being drunk. Then Takato yelled at Odessa.

She turned her head to see what was going on, then stopped dancing. "What the...Why are you up there?" At the moment she couldn't really lecture much about just doing what you wanted, considering they'd just started dancing in a bar. Not that Kida was really against doing what you wanted, it just...depended. But judging from the look Odessa was giving the bartender it looked like he wasn't doing his job again.

"Oy, Old Man. What's with the bad service? I'm sure you're gonna get a lot more business if my friend decides to start dancing up there." she laughed.

[Odessa]

Frightened, the bartender just looked from Odessa to Kida and back, "It's my job to stop serving drinks to people when they're drunk!" The bartender defended himself.

Squatting on the bar counter, Odessa scoffed and just drank. What's the point giving people liquor when you just stop giving them when they're finally getting a good buzz doing. She felt her body warm and loosen up. The alcohol felt good. She knew she's reached her phase in which she could stay in the limbo between being completely sober and utterly drunk, and she could swear upon her mother's name that she could stay in that phase for a very long time.

Looking up from her mug, Odessa noticed that the other patrons where looking at their direction, particularly hers. Heh...why the hell not...? Odessa chuckled then threw her mug across the room. "Hey, Kida!" She called out, "Leave the cat alone and dance with me up here!" Odessa offered with an evil grin on her face.

Maybe she could drag Takato up there too...

[Kida]

Kida blinked up at Odessa on the bar. She definately wasn't drunk, but she definately wasn't sober. With a glance at Takato, a glance at what was left of her drink and then back at the bar she smirked and shrugged. "You only live once, right?"

Feeling a little wary in the back of her mind, Kida climbed up on the bar with Odessa. Of course right at that moment the song ended and there was a silence before the next started. "Woo! Oh yeah, this is a reeeeally good one!" she laughed. "C'mon!"

[Takato]

Takato just blinked as his dancing partner was stolen by the one and only Odie. Go figure that Odie would steal her away from him. Though he didn't particularly mind because it was somewhat hot of them dancing up on the bar like that. Takato then sat there watching them as he guzzled another beer. It felt so good going down his throat. Though he was starting to get annoyed with the bartender. This guy always was a grouch. As soon as it got interesting he always was a party pooper. Why couldn't he pooped someone else's party. Takato let out a smirk as the Bartender couldn't fight with Odie. No one could fight with her when she was even slightly buzzed. Which by now she was defiantly buzzed at least. He prayed to god she wasn't drunk. If she was drunk there was always problems. ALWAYS. Takato chuckled as he watched the girls dance.

"Well, I'm having fun" He chuckled

[Odessa]

Odessa laughed and danced with Kida up on the bar. She moved with every beat of the song. Suddenly techno wasn't so bad and she reveled at the music.

She then caught a sight of Takato from the corner of her eyes. The guy opted to just sit back and watch, eh? Too bad.

"Ever danced on the counter before, Kida?" Odessa half-yelled over the bar's loud music. She wasn't much of a dancer, really and never a stage performer either but Odessa, with booze and friends, was quite enjoying herself.

[Kida]

"Honestly, no, I haven't." she laughed a little. Patrons of the bar were watching them, some of them even whistling and Kida heard a distinct 'take it off!'. Frowning for a moment, she ignored the cat call. The was obviously drunk, because every sane person had seen Odessa peg the bartender earlier. Kida wasn't a bad shot herself.

"Have you?" She was rather interested in Odessa's answer. The pirate seemed like a wild one, ready to do whatever she wanted whenever.

[Takato]

Takato glared at the man yelling at the girls to 'take it off'. No one tells HIS girls to take ANYTHING off. What does he mean by his girls. Well let me put it this way. Odie, is his sister. If anyone touched her he would kill them. Kinda like an overprotective brother you could say. Though the good part is, no one ever came close to dating odie. And when Takato meant no one... he meant... no one... Then that brought his attention to Kida. Well... Ok so technically, Kida wasn't his. But Takato had begining to feel a bit close to Kida lately. Not only was she drop dead hot, but he can connect with her. Which was quite odd. Takato stood up somewhat buzzed. Glaring at this guy, as he then climped up on the bar with them.

Thats right, Takato got up on the bar just because he knew the guys would run away as soon as they saw him up there. Takato looked over at Kida and smiled. "Beer anyone?" Said Takato with an devilish smirk on his face. Anyone could tell that he was planning something.

[Odessa]

Odessa paused from dancing with Kida when Takato, being as predictable as he was, joined them on the bar. When he offered beer, Odessa responded, "Bring it here, ye lightweight! Sooner I'm drunk, sooner I get to kiss your little girlfriend, Garfield." She walked to him to get the mug of beer he was now holding out for them. Swiping the booze, Odessa grinning devilishly and threw the whole thing back, dropping the mug and again shattering it on the floor.

"Ah! That's more like it, Babe! Woo!" Odessa laughed then smirked, suddenly serious. She closed in on Takato and started dancing with him, liking the new track that came on. "C'mon stick! Haven't seen you for a while dance with me, will ya?" Odessa practically demanding and flung a light punch to his chest as the same time. Scowling for a split second, she irritably tore his cloak off.

What kind of loser wears something like in a bar anyway?

Odessa then dragged Takato around and hollered to Kida while wearing a grin on her face, "Let's make a kitty sandwich, Kida!"

[Kida]

Kida was laughing. "Yeah, the sooner--wait, what?!" She stopped and blinked at Odessa. "You're hot and all, but I'm not that drunk." Hell, she wasn't even drunk, just buzzed. Kida wondered if it was possible for her to get drunk enough to kiss Odessa...Quickly she shook the idea from her mind.

Taking the other beer offered and took a large drink. She was not as experienced as Odessa in the ways of drinking, so she couldn't hammer the whole thing at once. But as soon at the large gulp had hit her taste buds, she was struggling to swallow. Kida coughed. "Whoa... Bad brand....Bleh." Kida turned to the bartender, dismayed at the scene that was unfolding in his bar. "Dude, what is this? Why would you even sell this crap?"

Then her ears caught 'kitty sandwhich'. "No prob!" Kida slide the bad beer down the bar so it would be out of the way then danced over to Odessa and Takato. "Having a good time, Kitty?" she asked over the music as she danced up behind him.

[Takato]

Takato's little scheme in his head was suddenly blown away buy the announcement of a 'kitty sandwich'. At first, it surprised him, Since when does Odie want to do threesomes. It also came to a surprise that Kida wanted to join... No Takato wasn't surprised anymore. He was in paradise! Two extremely hot girls on him. 'Fuck yes' Was his thoughts exactly. There was no way of getting that idiotic grin off his face now. Oh he was in a kitty sandwich now. With Odessa forcing him to dance. And with Kida dancing behind him.

"Hell yes, I'm having fun" He said, As he tried to dance. But everyone could tell you. He wasn't very good at it. But at this moment he really didnt care. Takato then ordered another thing of Rum. Seems how the beer here was just the cheepo kind. Seriously how does a bartender expect to become successful if he's selling cheep drinks. Takato then took Odie and Kida into his arms. He had a giant smirk on his face.

"I say bring on the kitty sandwich!" He yelled over the music.

[Odessa]

Odessa was snickering like that was no tomorrow, mostly out of fun but partly out of diabolic schemes.

"Bring it on, eh? You're such a pussy." Odessa smirked as she pulled away from his arms. Moving along the beat of the music, she switched places with Kida so that she was behind Takato. "You grew a nice bit of ass here, boy!" She half-yelled into his ear and over the loud music then slapped his denim covered buttocks...

...and squeezed hard.

Acting as if it was nothing, Odessa continued to dance.

Her scheme:

Have evil fun with the cat as much as she could.

[Kida]

"Whoa. I thought you two were like siblings." Kida said as she glanced down at Odessa's hands. Either Odessa was messing with Takato or she was really drunk. Moving her hips to the beat she decided on the prior. After all, hadn't she just been thinking about how Odessa was a much better drinker than she?

Shaking her head even as she was chuckling, Kida turned around so that all members of the Kitty sandwhich were facing in the same direction and her back was brushing against Takato's chest. "I think maybe your sisters had just a little too much." she laughed as she kept dancing. Somewhere in the back of her mind Kida was wondering if Odessa would suddenly turn back to her violent side while dancing. It would be pretty easy for her to push Takato, or Kida, right off the bar if she wanted.

Note to self: Don't make her mad while up here.

[Takato]

Takato started to dance along with the music when suddenly Takato felt her hand go down to his ass. Takato jumped not spending too much time thinking on it. Odie always was affectionate when she was getting a good buzz. Though she had never touched that part of him before. Takato shook it off and continued dancing with kida's back against him. Picking up where he left off when they were dancing on the floor.

"Don't worry about her, she's just a little buzz" He said turning Kida around so that she was facing him. "When she starts to fight inanimate objects then we have a problem" He chuckled as he started to close the space between the two. Takato would know. He sorely remember Odie being drunk one night and her trying to fight with a stool. It was even worse when the stool won. That was a painful experience. Trying to get her home safely when she was trying to fight everything that didn't move.

Takato then turned towards Odie. So that maybe she would stop being so affectionate to his ass. "You're having a little too much fun with my ass there"

[Odessa]

Odessa grinned and laughed while dancing along with him. "'Course! You got a nice bit of meat down there, Garfield. Don't ye agree back there, Kida?" But since she didn't have access to his ass anymore, Odessa was groping his front. Snickering mischievously, Odessa shot an arm around his neck and continued to dance.

Takato was such an idiot...truly. But then again, it the reason why it's so much fun to fuck with him. The guy had the intelligence of a stool. Add booze to that...well...there was really nothing left.

"Been eating too much lasagna." She then laughed and turned around, pressing herself back into him, purposely pressing her ass against his front. People always wondered why Odessa beats the crap out of the cat. It's simple, she thought, she makes her own reasons.

He takes advantage of it, she has the right to beat the crap out of him. He doesn't...well...it's easy to say she's drunk wants to beat him up.

Such fun...

Aye...what wouldn't she give for a nice brawl after this.

[Kida]

"Looks like she's having a little too much fun with all of you." Kida said into his ear so he could hear over the music. She danced up close, pressing herself into his back. It was what Kida could probably call 'cleaner', but with the way they were going about it, it was barely called 'clean'. "Though I guess you're technically not related, so nevermind." she laughed.

"So..." she chuckled. "If you're Garfield, and she's Odie....Does that make me Arlene/Penelope?" Kida didn't know if Takato would understand all of the implications that came from calling herself that. Kida didn't know if Takato even read the Garfield comics or watches the old cartoon.

He'd called her 'Nala' once before and somehow she thought that hanging out with them would garner only more nicknames.