Pick Up Lines

[Kida]

I always like to see if I can come up with/hear new pick up lines. Personally I think they're just entertaining, if you don't, then you probably shouldn't read. Some of these you'll most likely have heard before (some are very popular) and a few I made up.

*Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

*I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?

*Excuse me, I need your phone number to give my friend so that he knows where to get ahold of me in the morning.

*There are 265 bones in the human body, how'd you like one more?

*If it's true that we are what we eat then I could be you by morning.

*The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

*If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

*My magic tell's me that you're naked--wait, maybe it's a few minutes fast.

*Do you live on a chicken farm? No? Well, you sure do know how to raise cocks.

*If I were you, I'd have sex with me.

*Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

*That outfit looks good on you...but it would look a lot better in a crumbled heap on my floor next to the bed.

*Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

*What do you say we go back to my room and do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

*Do you wash your pants with Windex? Cause I can really see myself in them.

*There are a lot of fish in the sea but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

*Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?

*Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.

*Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.

*Great news! I just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

*Wow. You with all those curves and me with no brakes.

*Were your parents on crack when they had you, because I'm so addicted.

{My new fav and the one I just heard today} ---Are you an angel? Because when I saw you I yelled, 'Oh my God!'

Two I made up:

*You need some turning on, Baby? Cause I got the keys. *jiggle car keys*

*I may not be Santa Clause but you're such a good girl, I'll let you sit on my lap anyway.


C'mon people! XD Share some of your best pick up lines! Or even teasing response to these ones!

[Takato]

i have one to counter the keys one, Something me and my friends did in Senior year ^^

*run up to a person with keys in hand, puts keys to bodypart(anywhere at all) Twist them like your turning on a car* Am I turning you on? (other person) Oh yeah your grinding my gears

Baby, Im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get

[Kida]

XDXDXD Nice.

I like the 'grinding my gears' part.

[Takato]

;D

yeah, lets just say i had alot of fun in high school XD

[Kida]

A few more good/funny ones I found online:

*Baby, you're like a student and I'm a math book. You solve all my problems.

*I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

*Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

*Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

[Amerie]

Is this thread specifically for Taky-poo? Hahahaha!

Pick up lines are always funny for me.

The most memorable one.. well, for now anyway is: "Are you a pokemon? Coz I'd like to Pickachu." roflmao.

And then, there's that... "Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy."

Hah!

[[X]ue Fang]

Most probably lmao! XD Ok let's see...

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

You look a lot like my future wife.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. XD

Coffee? Tea? Me?

[Kida]

These were the best ones out of a list for Girl Pick Up Lines

*How would you like to deliver me from temptation?

*Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No.) No? Damn!

*Was your dad a baker? You’ve got a nice set of buns.

It feels so rare to find good pick up lines for girls to use on guys XD